My sleep routine has been all but f*cked for the last few weeks. It seems almost every night, the wind comes, and its sole aim is to keep me awake. A task I might add that it has been very good at marking complete.

It’s not that I mind rain hitting my window. It’s that I mind rain being thrown into my window – a mere 2 feet from my head – at a speed that makes it sound as though an army of young whipper-snappers is outside my bedroom walls armed with Red Rider BB guns or something.

The other night it got so bad, and I was so tired from previous nights, that I decided I’d go and try to sleep on the couch. Bad move, as when I got out there I realized that in all actuality, the bedroom was the quietest room in the house. How’s this? Our front door was knocking back & forth, the gate on the other side of the house was rattling in the wind, and chimneys & vents everywhere were howling something good. So I reluctantly retreated back to my bed. I have to come up with a solution. And I think I have, too. I think I have a way to fix the wind & the rain. How? Earplugs.

Yes, earplugs.



Democrats confused; can’t decide between girl, black guy
Clinton makes a comeback. Whoop-Dee-Do.

See here’s the thing: if you’re going to win the presidency, you need to win some states in the south. You know, that bible-thumping place, filled with rednecks and lots of people that know how to tie up a good noose…

And I really think the dems are not putting forth an “electable” candidate. Don’t get me wrong; I love both Clinton & Obama, but you have to understand… the south ain’t going to vote for no nigger, and they ain’t gonna let no damn woman be in charge of no man, neither.

Yes it seems ass-backwards to the rest of us, but this is The South. You know, the ‘incest is OK as long as you keep in the family’ bunch. Yeah I know I’m being a little harsh, but… these are the states that “voted with their morals” in 2004, and decided that homos suffering through marriage was more wrong than sending their children to die in foreign countries for reasons that don’t benefit anyone here. Yes, these same people.

And the dems are going to give them… a black man or a woman? This will not go over well.



But if there was ever an election to lose…
This would be it. I mean, think about it. I think that the republicans deserve this win. Do you have any idea how bad the fallout from the last 8 years of the bushie-regime is going to be? Someone’s going to get blamed, rightly so or not. And the way I figure it, let the repubs take the fall for it, since he was their guy, and they saw fit to stand behind his dumb ass most all the time. Now they want to distance themselves? Man, I say don’t let the public forget: let the fallout lie on their shoulders. Republicans did this to you.

And besides, no matter who wins, it’s going to be an improvement. All those guys running? Well, they’re going to try and avoid any connections to bush and his policies for fear of a less-than-25%-approval rating. And any one of them is better than the current monkey, right?

So I guess if the dems need to get this out of their system, this is the safest time to do it. I mean hell, if you reckon you want to elect a damn black man or dang-nab woman, I think you need to fix education first. Educate the south. Let them in on these little secrets we call education, civil rights, equality, evolution, electricity, and philosophy. Once they have an education, maybe they’ll consider a girl or even – gasp – a black man!

But c’mon, now? Yeah right. We’re barely 50-years-removed from the Civil Rights Movement. And there it was more a slow push than a ‘movement,’ anyway.

Go Republicans for 2008. Hope you enjoy the ride that the bushies built for ya. And hey, you helped too. You should have done something when you had the chance. Suckers.

Peace.

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