What can I say about Ocean’s 13? How about: MAN, I sure liked Ocean’s 11. And that about sums it up.

The Girl said something equally accurate. Namely, that it’s sort of been-there, done-that stuff. Not only that, but where the first two (first ONE in particular) was measured and conceived – the plot, that is – the 3rd just sort of throws stuff at you, then tries to explain it away later. Which I hate.

It’s too fantastic and not well-enough designed to be worth watching. Guess I’ll have to remove the Trilogy from my wish list.



Wind & Rain & Bears, Oh my!
The last couple of days it’s actually been windy here. I was curious so I looked to see what the wind speeds were that everyone around here is so apt to complain about. 20mph. 20mph. OK, so again, I come from a land where they name the winds they’re so strong, right? So, uh, 20mph.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s still windy. But we’re talking between ⅓ to ⅛ the strength of the Gale-Force, 100mph-+ Santa Anas.

Here, you lay awake in bed, thinking man it’s hard to sleep with all that noise. Down South, you think Man. I hope my home is still standing in the morning.

I think I’ll survive is what I’m sayin’.



No Really, not Mad
Hey for those of you taking it personally that I’m rewiring myself in regards to the website? Calm down. Like I said, I’m not mad, just a little disappointed. I was stating facts and explaining how I’m going to be taking care of things considering. You’re not being singled-out, you’re being en massed out.

Yes, you rarely visit. Yes, I’m disappointed in that fact. No, I’m not mad, it just is that way and that’s fine, so long as I bring my expectations in line with the reality of it. So stop sending violent emails and throwing things at me on the street.

And uh, my pages save a history of the last 500 visits, including time, IP location, etc. So yeah, I know when you’ve visited, it’s not just a guess on my part. :-)



JLH mad at her body
Yes, I know she’s been telling everyone that she’s mad at Hollywood for giving young women a sense of beauty that’s unrealistic. You know, all those beautiful size 0 women.

I think she’s focusing her distaste for her own appearance on the media on this one, however. Look, I agree that hollywood DOES give people an unreal sense of beauty when they touch up people’s photos and do this & that to make such & such person look a way they don’t really look. BUT, to say that a level of beauty is unattainable is hogwash. I see girls every day that are FAR more perfect than the famous faces we see on TV. Perfect bodies. They just didn’t make it in hollywood. I mean, there’s only so much room, and once you have an established act, you stick with it, right? It sells. You have a following. So JLH gains 120 pounds, you try to slim that down on film because everyone loved her in I Know What your Beautiful Big Breasts did 3 Summers Ago at that One Place with the Boats & the fishermen & that one hunky guy; You know the one I’m talkin’ about. But that’s not to say there’s no women out there who look a certain way or are beautiful. That’s what we call a reach.

Because you see, I believe Art imitates Life, not the other way around. Hollywood shows me things that turn me on, because that sells. They don’t tell me what arouses me, because Willy Knows best, OK? You try to dress up the ham, I’m sorry, but I’ll call BS and point out that it IS just a pig in lipstick. I have a built-in beauty pointer, and it never fails, OK? And it ain’t pointing at you, honey.

But even IF she was dead-on in her estimation (she’s not), that doesn’t detract from the fact that she appears to be a cellulite-ridden size 22. And you don’t get that way from decent diet and exercise. You get that way from laying around and eating bon-bons. Fudge-covered Bon-Bons. She can yell all she wants. But she’s wrong in her focus point. I can show her pics of beautiful women that aren’t touched up at all. Because they DO exist.

But yelling at the media is easier than taking repsonsibility for one’s condition, right? So of course she says the media makes beauty unattainable. She’s mad at that she says, when really she’s mad they got a good look at her and burst the bubble. Because, I sure as hell didn’t see her turning down Hanes endorsements, flaunting those big fun bags that everyone thought were cute & perky.

Yeah, pissed that she got caught is what it looks like to me.

So, uh, ladies? Don’t listen to this line. You best be taking care of yourselves. It can be done. I do it daily. You just have to show up, that’s the hard part. Really

Peace.

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