Boring, Boring Day, Crash in the night, & sleeping dogs
Boring
day
Today, my
calendar got switched around a lil’. I was supposed
to go into work around 9am, but I’m switching shifts
with someone to help them cover. That gave me enough
time to workout now before I had to be in @ 3pm.
Except I never really got off the couch. I was just
too tired/lazy today to get anything accomplished.
Might have been the kinky sex last light. That
coupled with 2 days of waking up early, getting to
bed late. Oh well. There's always tomorrow, I hear. A
birdie told me. A little, red-headed birdie.
Crash
in the Night
So about 2
minutes after the kinky sex came to an end (yeah, I
wasn’t kidding about that), we heard a loud crashing
noise. I was drifting off to that land between awake
and after-sex nap, so it took me a second or two to
realize it was real. And by that time, a lot of the
details were a blur. But I shot out of bed anyway,
and after finding pants (a hard task when you’re
half-awake standing in front of a closet…) I went
outside swiftly and quietly to look about.
The Girl said
she thought it sounded like a car crash, but we
saw nothing and honestly, I didn’t hear tire
squeals, a car, anything. I thought it sounded
more like a window being accosted, or a handful of
dishes being dropped/tripped over nearby. But I
just couldn’t find anything amiss in any direction
of our abode, within easy walking distance.
Best Guess? Neighbors dropped a bunch of sh!t moving
their dirty dishes from the eating place (table?
Bed?) to the sink or something. Their place is a
stone’s throw away from ours and their light was on
when I initially went poking about (after the poking
I had done earlier – bada-bing!).
Know what? It’s closer than stone’s throw. It’s
pee-close. I could stand on my porch and pee into
their backyard. So yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s what
it was. Dishes crashing, I mean, not peeing.
Good thing too, because I wasn’t in Bruce Lee mode
last night.
Damn
Dogs!
So I run
around, get dressed, get up and get out to check out
the commotion, find the dogs…
sleeping. Yeah, good dogs. Way to protect the
home-front.
They’re lucky they’re cute.
Peace.