Inter-NOT. Again
i’ve recently taught myself to sew. the pelts i have collected from my many hunting victories have piled high, and i needed to do something with them! i’ve now constructed a two-story tent out of rabbit skin and buffalo. the buffalo are rare in southern california, which i think speaks highly of my hunting skills.
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Sky is falling
bowling with the co-workers came and went. thankfully. actually, in all seriousness, it was pretty fun; we’re going to set up some night in the future and do the same thing or different. maybe an air hockey tourney. maybe a video game tourney. mini-golf, anyone? how about we go kill some hookiers. sounds like a blast to me!Read more...
inter-YES
not 2½ days after i ordered my high-speed internet through them, i noticed my modem said that the dsl line was up. good freakin’ deal. and since i didn’t know how the hell their setup worked and what my settings needed to be on the modem, i thought i’d give ‘em a call. their tech support was very nice (and, so very thankfully, american, not indian), and helped me both set up my modem in the right mode and explain why (I like to know things).
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life without the internet. not so great. these
blog posts? written @ home, uploaded at work over
possibly the slowest internet connect in current use
globally. it’s hard, but i’m scraping by. so? how did
this happen? local outage? try local
outrage....
spiders. no.
and now, 4) the dildo, a teary-eyed drama about a large, blunt object at sea, drowning in an ocean of suck. two thumbs down. again. ray charles could see this pattern developing in a dark room with a blindfold on. While Dead. And wearing women's clothing (hey he's blind he doesn't even have to know, ok?)
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steve irwin, “crocodile hunter” died today. look, we all knew essentially how it was going to happen, it was just a question of when. unfortunately, i had february 19th, 2007, so i’m a little bummed right now. but on a more serious note:
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a customer emailed him to complain that when she ordered her part online and it said 3-5 days shipping, and she assumed that was business days, that she thought she had waited too long and should thus give us an earful. except that, um, she had gotten her part. within 3-5 days. so really, what’s up with the 3-paragraph email trying to belittle us?
Read more...we've done this dance before, no?
that just sucks. i once read a book in which there was a mention of some people who only sleep like 2-3 hours a day, and wake up refreshed anyhow, ready to tackle the other 20 hours.... boy i wish! i mean, i like my sleep, but that’s because i need it!
Read more...rumsfeld is a mean man & he kicks babies
dear god, stop believing the hype you see on tv. stop chanting to oprah, the god of over-dramatic and women's misinformation. yes, your looks do matter. i swear it. anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. and furthermore, i can tell you what those lies are in this short segment, as there are only 4.33 categories they fall into:
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