rumsfeld is a mean man & he kicks babies
Sep 01, 2006 / 06:54 AM Filed in: Reality
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dear
god, stop believing the hype you see on tv. stop
chanting to oprah, the god of over-dramatic and
women's misinformation.
yes, your looks do
matter. i swear it. anyone who tells you
otherwise is lying. and furthermore, i can tell
you what those lies are in this short segment,
as there are only 4.33 categories they fall
into:
1. you're exceptionally beautiful, and
the gent is merely trying to appeal to your more
sensitive side, in an effort to court you.
2.
you're an exceptionally ugly friend or friend of
a friend, and the gent is merely trying to save
your feelings, as he doesn't want the weight
(which may be tremendous, hint hint) of your
suicide on his hands. this also includes
relationships where you have gotten ugly, and he
doesn't want to start a no-win argument.
3.
you're exceptionally ugly, but your friend(s)
is/are really really hot. in this circumstance,
the gent is trying to appeal to your
good-looking friends' more sensitive side. he
realizes that this comment appeals to your
sensitive side, and since you're ugly and most
likely often without affection, you will be in a
rush to tell your good-looking counterparts what
a dazzling man you've just met. thus, word
quickly spreads, and now he's appealed to the
good-looking girls, as well. now your friends
know you're ugly too, and also know that even
though the gent says looks don't matter, they
have a better chance of winning him than you
do... he tells you this lie in hopes of courting
your hot friend.
4. you're exceptionally ugly,
and the gent is gay. 'nuff said.
0.33 you're
exceptionally ugly, and your friends/family
don't want to hurt your feelings. This is
especially true of girlfriends, as it is
beneficial to them to have an ugly duckling
around. typically, with a scale of 1 to 10,
having an ugly buddy increases ones appeal at
least a point and a half. better by comparison,
you know. also, you may reference #'s 2 and 3
above.
i have read articles on men who were
once with sight, only to be without later in
life. these men were disgusted to admit that
when hearing about a new colleague or other
acquaintance that was female, they would ask
their seeing-eye friends if she was good looking
or not, despite the fact they would never
register visual beauty again in their
lifetimes.
in all my life, i have never heard
anyone say "look at her over there. man, I bet
she has a great personality." it is a simple
fact of life that we a visual creatures first.
we process some 90% of the information we
receive visually. is it really any wonder that
such a thing as beauty, a classically visual
element, matters? things like this are
hard-wired into our brains. we associate beauty
with other winning qualities, although
admittedly not always accurately so. really.
studies show this to be true. hell, tv
documentaries show this to be true. we all know
it to be true; it is so very intuitive. let's
stop avoiding it.
i am not telling you this to
be mean. in fact, i am trying to be the nice
guy. i want you to know the truth, so you can
better yourself and stand a chance out there in
that dating game jungle, or just keep a happy
relationship going. trust me.
i don't want to
imply that looks are everything. i have a girl.
she's beautiful. but she's more than that, too.
and, if but one part of her were missing, she
wouldn't be what I wanted. beauty is included in
that tally, by the way. but so is intelligence,
compassion, passion, depth of thought, feelings,
sharing, honesty, intensity, affection, loyalty,
etc. if she weren't loyal to me, i wouldn't want
to rely on her. if she weren't compassionate, i
would not want to be with her. if she had very
shallow feelings, again I would not want to be
her mate.
we all have many things to offer. if
beauty were all my girl lacked, she'd still be
everything else. but, if that were the case, i
would never know that to begin with. we have a
short time on earth, and not enough of it to
become deeply acquainted with everyone; we have
a very short while to find what we think we
want, and we use beauty to help speed that quest
along. so, if you want to have the opportunity
to prove you are a worthwhile endeavor, you must
package it in the best way possible. to an
extent, it is like good marketing: you have a
great product, but you need to be able to let
everyone know, otherwise your great product will
just go unnoticed.
trust me. take it from a
former ugly duckling. i spent many years being
skinny and undesirable before i got angry enough
to fight it. and i can attest it really is nice
to have others want to see what you have to
offer, even if you're taken or not interested.
but, more on my transformation later. right now,
concentrate on bettering yourself. hit the gym.
find a look that suits you, and shows you off.
take care of yourself. you'll be infinitely
better for it.
peace.