Across the Universe, & The Damn Republicans
So yeah
watched Across the Universe
last
night. It was… well, it was… like an art school
project
gone horribly wrong. Yes,
remind me next time to avoid like the plague any and
all arthouse flicks. Wow what a horrible movie.
Dammit I cannot stand musicals!
I’m not sure what they were thinking. I mean, it
takes a lot of effort to ruin a story like they did.
The actual plot wasn’t that bad, but then they
incorporate all these damn singing sequences that
really detract from the point of everything else,
because it’s so damn corny. Sorry, I’m not a
West Side Story kinda
guy; groups of people break out spontaneously into
song and dance and I break into a wild frenzy in
which someone – perhaps multiple retarded
singers/dancers – must die, that’s just the way it
is.
And they damn near ruined the entire
Beatles Catalogue
as
well. Few if any of the voices and performances
were worth listening to. I would have preferred
just listening to a CD of it all and being done
with it.
Do not watch this movie. Do not believe the hype that
it’s “visually stunning” or “a storytelling
masterpiece;” it’s absolute crap I can attest. A
real, honest-to-goodness
F-minus.
This
is why Republicans suck
Mccain has
been busy in the campaign trail simplifying
the issues in such
a way as to prey on the fears of the constituents
to get elected. This is not right. It is not right
to say that if we withdraw “Al Queda will have
won,” because you’re
implying that we
are fighting Al Queda, and that they are the reason
we got involved.
Little-known fact (read the above-linked article),
but there
was no Al Queda
presence in Iraq until
after we invaded
in 2003. So in all reality, if “Al Queda wins”
it’s
because we went
there in the first place; the republicans don’t want
to admit this of course, because it was their idea
and they're wholly responsible for the threats they
have created there.
So they continue to frame it in such a way as to
imply that we’re the heroes doing god’s work. Oh
yeah, it’s the modern-day Crusades folks, don’t be
fooled by the smoke and mirrors.
Safe to say that I hate republicans like I hate
musicals…
Peace.
Across the
universe review - Worst Movie Ever?