Straw Men Drive down Sales, & Carrot Cake Rocks!
Business
Down? Blame the Straw Man
One thing
that seems to stick out at me in the business world
is how they are oh-so-willing to create a straw man
of any sort to blame for slumping sales.
Sales are slow? Must mean that we’re not building
good displays! Or they
attribute characteristics to people that may or may
not exist, but state these as fact and look to
exploit them.
We need signs that show how much they’re saving
off of MSRP, cuz people love to save!
Yes, people love to save, but they love to save real
money, not fake money. I don’t doubt that
some people are going
to look at a sign saying that this bag of cookies has
$5 written on it but wow, we’re saving you so much
money because
we’re only
selling it for $3! Well yeah maybe a few poor
schlocks are going to fall for that, but mostly?
Well, the people with the money, the people you
should be chasing for sales, are smart enough to say
“yeah but those cookies are only worth $2; they’re
crappy.”
The issue is that these things used to work.
Advertising is fairly new, the way we do it. When
these tactics first started to appear in the 50’s and
60’s, they worked well, and they worked well through
the 80’s. But something happened in the 90’s that the
business world is still trying to ignore; it’s the
elephant in the room, and they keep falling back onto
old habits instead of dealing with the reality of
today:
The reality is that
I am the
consumer now. And I’ve seen this mess of advertising,
and I don’t buy the hype. Since all I’ve ever known
is to see products completely over-hyped at every
turn, I’ve tuned that out. I’m oblivious to it. Not
only that, but more typically, I am turned off by it.
I have swam in the sea of advertising-speak since my
birth. I am numb to it, and quite frankly, tired of
it. I don’t want to hear marketing-talk, I want to
hear about the product, honestly, and what it can do
for me. When I read the box, I want to know where it
came from, who built it, and what I’m paying for.
Made in China? Hey that’s not an automatic
disqualifier, guys. I might still buy your product.
But at what cost is the question…
There’s a matter of psychology at work to know your
business and your customers and be a success. But you
have to learn about your customers, not make blanket
statements about them. And if you want to be more
than head-above-water, the best way to create success
is to see not just where your customers
are now, but where
they’re going, and more importantly, why. It’s not
the signs guys, it’s the value system behind it.
Home
Late, honey? Surprise!
Aw,
isn’t The Girl sweet?
I had to stay late at work last night (floor guys
came by to wax/polish), and when I got home, she
was in bed asleep. But on the counter… was carrot
cake! Hey, those of you who know me know
that I’m a fool for a good carrot cake. And hers
in the best, because she makes it from scratch –
even the frosting! – and it’s all organic.
Strange thing is, I
love carrot
cake, I
love the frosting, but I
can’t stand cream cheese. Weird, huh?
Oh well. Cake was still excellent. But again... Don't
tell her any of this. It'll just go to her head. :-)