When it rains in So Cal, your car gets dirty.
When it rains in Nor Cal, your car gets CLEAN.

In So Cal, you rip up the dirt in order to lay grass.
In Nor Cal, you rip up the grass in order to see dirt.

In So Cal, Light Traffic means 30mph on the freeways.
In Nor Cal, Heavy Traffic means 60mph on the freeways.

In So Cal, a Hotter Than Usual Day is defined as “Above 105º.”
In Nor Cal, they don’t sell thermometers that go above 80º.

In So Cal, They rip up trees & name streets after them.
In Nor Cal, they rip up streets & plant trees after them.

In So Cal, the Sky & the Horizon are the same color: Brown.
In Nor Cal, the Sky & the Horizon are the same color: Blue.

In So Cal, You leave 15 minutes early to arrive no later than 5 minutes late.
In Nor Cal, you leave 5 minutes late & end up 5 minutes early.

In So Cal, you drive 15 minutes to take the dog to the nearest dog park.
In Nor Cal, you drive 5 minutes to end up at an empty beach.

In So Cal, Organic is a catch-phrase.
In Nor Cal, Non-Organic is laughable.

In So Cal, there’s a Wal-Mart on every corner.
In Nor Cal, there’s a Wal-Mart in So Cal. Yeah.

In So Cal, all of the SUV’s are 2x4 fakers.
In Nor Cal, all of the SUV’s are 4x4 Limited Editions.

Suffice to say, you won’t be seeing me in So Cal ever again.



Fear Not, fellow Mac Users
For I have not forgotten you; I am merely transitioning to my new abode. Where have you been!?

When I have a moment that’s not spent moving, lifting, placing, working, or hiking, I’ll be right back to adding helpful articles to educate you on the finer points of navigating your hip new Apple Computer.

So stop your whining. Geez, Mac users are such babies. ;-)

Peace.