The prevailing school of thought – or rather, the old wive’s tale – seems to be that dogs eat grass because their stomachs are upset, to aid in throwing up whatever is upsetting their tummies. Dog eat grass, Dog throw up, end of story.

I submit to you exhibit A and exhibit B as counterpoints to this theory. These two dogs of mine, they don’t just eat grass, they are connoisseurs of fine green blades. They do not eat grass to throw up, they selectively munch on only the finest grass available, and they eat tons of the sh!t. When we go out to some of our favorite haunting spots, they hop out, and go in search of the local grass, sort of a taste of the cuisine.

They have a taste for it. Here, this first video of mine as further evidence. You can see for yourself: these dogs, they aren’t sick, they aren’t ill, they’re well-fed, yet – they just can’t pass on the opportunity to dine on some fine green.



That is the video you chose to be the First on your site?
Yeah, uh, yeah that’s the one….



Wow, you’re more of an idiot than I thought!
Hey! C’mon, I was just…



Is that your voice?! You sound like a Hillbilly!
HEY! I was SICK! My throat is hoarse! Give me a break, dammit!



Ha ha. Tell me why I come here again?
Hey! You’re just being mean now!

But, uh, yeah I haven’t a clue. Sorry, this is what you get. Frown :-(

Peace.

Tags: Animals