For those of you who aren’t in the know, it’s a reference to a semi-fictitious holiday made popular on Seinfeld. Funny guy that Jerry.



Merry Christmas!
For those that aren’t in the know, it’s a reference to a date in December (the 25th) that the christians took away from the pagans to celebrate the “birth of Christ” who was NOT born on December 25th. This was done in order to help indoctrinate the “savages” into organized religion.



Happy Hanukkah!
What the hell? The Jews already own everything else, why not the Christmas season, too?! 10 Days? I suppose next thing you’ll say that Jesus wasn’t really the Son of God or something.

What!?!?!



Happy Consumer-mas
And to the rest of us, Happy Consumer-mas. Because that’s what it’s all about, right? Buying me presents?

Good, good. I hope it’s a 60” Flat-Screen LCD with 2ms Response Time per pixel from Sony. I wrote santa.



Oh, almost forgot: Happy Kwanzaa
Yeah F’ing right. Are you joking? That’s a holiday like OJ is innocent, OK?

That wasn’t too soon, was it? It’s been long enough, right? Oh well.

Peace. Er, Merry Peace.