Working on My Day Off, & Michael Jackson
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off of work – Still a lot of work
Scheduled this Tuesday off of work. So that I could take some time to make some calls and maybe get some good information about getting a job near Eureka, CA (yeah, still doing that whole thing). See, I get to work at about 6:45am, and don’t get home until after 3pm or so. Too early to call before work, too late afterward, and wouldn’t you know it, but a current employer doesn’t seem much to appreciate it when you call on other employment options while on their clock.
After the first phone call though, I couldn’t help but think to myself that I had wasted a day’s pay to make a 10-minute conversation happen. Until 3 hours later, when I realized that maybe I had take another day off soon to do the same thing once more again!
So? How did it go? Well, not too much happened. Called some employment services, and they pretty much verified what I have found to be true myself in my own research: it’s hard as hell to find a job in a market when you’re not there. So in a couple of weeks, I’m planning on taking a whole week to go up, meet, interview, and get a damn job. Hopefully. Gulp. I also filled out some more applications and submitted a few more resumés. Let’s cross our fingers that something works, huh? Now. Cross your fingers now. I'm watching you.
Transformers: Michael Jackson’s attempt to molest millions of kids at once
Seen this news? Wow. I mean, wow. It makes me want to spontaneously forget I ever loved Transformers or Voltron as a kid. Hell, makes me want to forget my whole childhood, just in case, you know?
Tell me this: Why doesn’t he just become a priest and complete the whole circle of life thing or whatever? He’s almost there – white male, low on sex, likes little boys. Sick, I know, you don’t have to say anything.
But on another scale, how cool is that? I mean, a 50-ft tall walking robot that shoots lasers. Let me repeat that: a 50-ft tall walking robot that shoots lasers. Imagine if you will for a minute this scenario: A plane of Japanese Tourists flying in to Las Vegas, looking out the starboard side, and they see… a 50-ft tall walking robot shooting lasers out of its eyes! Horry shit! Turn de prane around! Gojira! Gojira!
LOL. Yes, I’m the kind of person that would find that absolutely hilarious. Now grow up and admit that you are, too.
Peace.