So what if she ended up with provocative pictures of herself on the internet for anyone to see? Geez, people, this is a great opportunity! Come to Nevada, where Prostitution is legal and our Beautiful spokeswoman is on the payroll! 

Remember: what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Too bad she didn’t get the memo that Vegas is indeed in Nevada, not um, say, in Florida. Hey, we said she was beautiful, not smart.



They just give this stuff away
OK, so if you use iTunes: go to the iTunes store home page (in iTunes, of course), and go to the MAIN store, not any of the sub-stores (music, movies, etc). If you scroll to the bottom, there’s a list of “Free on iTunes.” Obviously, not every one is a winner, but I just got 3 free songs that rock; two decent Christmas songs and one free Rock song. Check out the links and have a merry freakin’ christmas. Consider this my gift, ‘cause you ain’t getting nothing else.



What? A Holiday? Are you serious? Gifts? I have to buy Gifts?
You’re sh*tting me, right? Damn, you’re not. What the hell?! Can’t I just sleep in and eat some food, fall asleep again, and go do something fun?

The thing about giving gifts: typically, you want to give them to specific people. However, these people are linked to people who you’d rather not give gifts to. I think that it’s some requirement or something decreed by our lord Jim or something, because it – seriously – never – fails. So what do you do? You avoid being rude by giving gifts to them, as well, so they’re not left out.

And so it goes you end up poorer than you should be, so that some undeserving prick (whoops, I said it) gets something they don’t deserve by knowing the right people. Sort of like Rick James. Or Nicole Richie. Or GWB. I said it. Deal with it.



I really need to get off my A**
I have been soooooo lazy recently. I’ve only been going to the gym like 4 days a week. Typically I go 5-6 days… Why? Why the laziness? I think it may have to do with the holidays.

This too, shall pass. Not soon enough, but eventually.

Noel.

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