Also in the news, my wallet seems to have run away from home. Which may make it hard to buy one right at this moment.

I’m actually torn on what to do. I really really want this one, it has almost everything I want. But I hear rumors of how much better Intel’s NEXT Chipset, dubbed “Santa Rosa,” will be compared to these, offering much better FSB speeds and Cache. I have no idea what that means, but it apparently translates into “fast” or something. However, I DO know the benefits of Solid-State Memory being incorporated into laptops: Faster boot times, having almost NO lag whatsoever, as applications and scratch disk are about instantaneously available, and better battery life. I want to talk myself into holding out for these features. Problem is, lots of things get talked about long before they’re readily available. I could be waiting for many more years, I have no idea. Chances are, since I want it, it won’t debut until the day I buy something else.

But I could also stand to see Higher Density screens on them as well, so maybe I’ll just wait. I’m thinking that when the new OS comes out next Spring, the hardware released just after that might include some nifty features. so if I can just hold off for 8-9 more months....



Halloween and Sluts
So more or less, Halloween is the one time of year that girls can all dress up like the little sluts they want to and get away with it. I’m not complaining, mind you, just observing.

Seriously, when’s the last time girls used this occasion to put more clothes on? I don’t see many 18th century styled outfits. Nope, just half-naked hookers, nurses, doctors, cowgirls, and witches. yes, even witches, apparently, are half-naked on 10/31.

So basically I’m saying let’s make every day halloween. Girls want to dress like that, and men want to see girls dress like that, so what’s the holdup? Well?



Only $34.99 a month to make yourself feel like a loser
So I go to the gym regularly, most of you probably know. thing is, I seem to make little progress at anything other than making myself feel pretty pathetic. I’m not 220 lbs yet of rock-solid muscle. However, many guys are. And I hate them. I hate them all.

I don’t care how nice they are or how many kittens they saved last year or what there SAT scores are or what High School they went to dropped out from or how much money they have or who they are dating. I hate them all equally.

Maybe that’s not true. I suppose if one of them saved 100 kittens and scored 2400 on their SAT and graduated from Corona High and had a net worth of well above $1 million and was dating Scarlett Johanssen or Carmen Electra (yes I still think she’s hot), I would hate him even more than the rest.

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Southerner of the Year Award
I know it’s still early, but... Remember this post? She called back. She wanted to know the shipping status, which was understandable. What wasn’t, however, was that she decided that now was the time to make sure I had the right address on file. Not like, when she ordered the parts, oh no, that wouldn’t make much sense, let’s make sure a full week after the parts have probably shipped, because that makes about as much sense as Bush for President.

What’s doubly annoying is that if the card charged, and we use address information to verify credit cards... wouldn’t you assume that since you GOT charged, the address was right? Not, apparently, if you’re from the south. Because, repeat it with me now: south=nuts.

And gawdam, getting this chick off the phone is like trying to take the gay out of Ellen Degeneres.

Peace.

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