At least that’s what I think. Because since I wrote about it, he’s been all in-shape and stuff, looking spry at every turn. And I really don’t put reading by him. He’s smarter than some people I know… So hopefully – HOPEFULLY – he’s not going downhill anytime soon. Maybe if I can keep him on the frequent outings regimen he’ll be good until he’s twenty.
Hip-Hip-Hooray for Miles, let me hear it now.



Cancel the Unfunny One
Really, why are we keeping American Dad on life support? Pull the gawdamn plug already, sheesh. I mean look Seth, I love Family Guy, but there’s just something missing from American Dad. Like comedy, for one, and timing for another.

What makes this show so unfunny? I can’t quite figure it out. I think that maybe it might have to do with how the points are just handed to you, there’s no real sudden realization that someone was just made a fool of. Well maybe not, Family Guy is pretty good at that, too, it’s just that they’re direct about it while AD beats around the bush. I guess it’s more like a bad magic trick.
You know, like some guy gives you a nickel and tells you to put it your pocket, then says “OK, now see this shiny nickel I’m holding? ALAKAZAM!! It’s magically in your pocket now,” and you’re like, “OK… see, that wasn’t cool because you had me put a nickel in my pocket like 10 seconds ago if I recall.” And that’s my estimation of American Dad, really. They hand you the punch line then spend the rest of the show trying to dress it up like something else, only to give you the same punch line again. And lord knows you can only put so much lipstick on a pig, and it won’t matter because we’ll still know it’s Rosie O’donnell under there so just stop wasting our time.

I think I can sum up AD in one word: suck. And not the good kind where I fall asleep afterward, either, nope; the bad one, the bad one.



So Winter is more a state of mind anyway, right?
I mean, what with the 90º temperatures and all. Have I mentioned I hate this place? Well if not, I’m covered. And if so, then save that one for another day.

I feel sorry for Santa having to drive his sleigh around in this heat. Sorry, Santa. I’m getting some good shit (er, stuff) this year, right? Right?



Aperture makes me regret my last blog
So not 4 hours after I finished writing a blog about how I don’t need the newest computers, I find myself trudging through my Aperture library trying to find pictures that would make good Black & White converts for a Client. And man, did I really really REALLY want the new laptop then. I mean, we got through it – eventually – but only with lots of slowdowns and much general waiting involved. Eh. Might find myself sweet-talking the girl (read: sexing her up FREQUENTLY) to get this one. How many times do you read that, huh?

Screw it. I mean, it’s not like I need to take photos, right? So really, I should just get rid of the camera and stuff and just be happy. Maybe sell this laptop and get a Pentium 266mhz running DOS or something.

Yeah right. OK bob, time to hit the gym and get in shape!

Peace.

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