Dec 2006
Merry Freakin' Christmas, & "Them" Again
Dec 25, 2006 / 10:10 PM Filed in: Personal
Second off, GOOD! I look forward to this time of year being more about togetherness and good meals than commercialization, anyhow. Sh*t, anymore we could just say “merry shopping” and no one would notice the difference. Happy Consumer-mas, anyone? Read more...
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Eat @ Porky's
Dec 21, 2006 / 10:07 PM Filed in: Personal
Remember: what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Too bad she didn’t get the memo that Vegas is indeed in Nevada, not um, say, in Florida. Hey, we said she was beautiful, not smart. This is what you get when you say "Miss ANYTHING" is simply prettier. Hey I'm not saying it's wrong, only this is what you should expect, OK?
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It's Gon' Rain!
Wouldn’t you know it? Joel shows up and creams us all at Miniature Golf. I can’t swear enough on the inside to truly express how I feel about this. Seriously, he's like the Tiger Woods of Mini-Golf. I guess you could call him "Mini-Wood." I do. He does. let's all.Read more...
Family Guy Rules
Dec 16, 2006 / 09:52 PM Filed in: Personal
Seriously, why are people today naming their kid Geebus? Sh*t, that’s a hell of a lot to live up to. “You see, son, we named you after the Savior of All Human Kind. No pressure to make anything of yourself, though…. Read more...
Wearing the Pants
Now, she wasn’t there the day it was installed, so the other dogs did have like a 12 hour head start on her or something like that, but… C’mon, you just saw two dogs do it right in front of your eyes. It’ll work, this isn’t a Superman joke. Really. Try it. Do like Microsoft and imitate.Read more...
Something-er-other
Dec 12, 2006 / 09:40 PM Filed in: Personal
Crate & Barrel. It might just be the ampersand, which I feel is wholly underused in society as a whole. Or it might have more to do with the style of housewares they sell, which to me could best be described as “Modern understatement with Classic Taste.” Sounds good. I can go for that.Read more...
I Just don't get It™
Dec 11, 2006 / 09:32 PM Filed in: Personal
So I’m twenty-something and you know what I’m excited about? No, it’s not PS3, nor is it X-box 360. Yes, I am excited about the new Macbook Pros, but that’s not what I’m talking about. And no, it’s not that threesome I almost had, either.Read more...
Numbers. Action. Betty. Round. English.
Dec 08, 2006 / 09:26 PM Filed in: Personal
Helllo!? HE’S GOT 45 MILLION DOLLARS. Don’t you think that if he has that much money, he can pay the damn fee himself without your help? Yeah… think that one through and get back to me. Hell, if you need help, give ME your bank account info, and I'll show you how silly it is.
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Animatronics Control teh W.H.
Dec 06, 2006 / 09:21 PM Filed in: Personal
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OK, so I recently got my hair cut, and as I am typing this after my shower tonight, I’m noticing that my nails have grown out enough to interfere with my typing. I cut them a mere 8 days ago. My hair? Never have split ends. Maybe It’s my Mutant Power or something. You know, Wolverine heals ultra-fast, I have freakishly healthy hair and nails.
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Living the Dream. Until I Wake.
Dec 04, 2006 / 09:18 PM Filed in: Personal
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OK, so you know how the last few years Indy has been great up to the playoffs, where they suck really really badly and lose big? Yeah well, this year? They’re just getting the losses out of their system. See, this way when Playoff time comes, they’ll be all Lossed-Out™ and ready to actually take the Superbowl by storm. Read more...
Relevant Titles in the Future
Dec 03, 2006 / 09:13 PM Filed in: Personal
Not too sure how to handle this. I mean, should I go “Hulk-a-rific” and kick some people’s asses in public? I mean, what good will that do? It might change their minds about doing that stuff, but I highly doubt that it would influence the behavior of other total strangers that are bound do it at another time.
Read more...I'm Henry the VIII I am
Dec 02, 2006 / 08:03 PM Filed in: Personal
As you may know by now, I have a rather large-ish
HDTV, and I also enjoy my movies. To be honest, I
haven’t bought a new DVD in like a year and a half,
because “I’m just going to wait until it comes out on
Blu-Ray Disc, since that’s just around the
corner.”