Across the Universe, & The Damn Republicans
So yeah
watched Across the Universe
last
night. It was… well, it was… like an art school
project
gone horribly wrong. Yes,
remind me next time to avoid like the plague any and
all arthouse flicks. Wow what a horrible movie.
Dammit I cannot stand musicals!
I’m not sure what they were thinking. I mean, it
takes a lot of effort to ruin a story like they did.
The actual plot wasn’t that bad, but then they
incorporate all these damn singing sequences that
really detract from the point of everything else,
because it’s so damn corny. Sorry, I’m not a
West Side Story kinda
guy; groups of people break out spontaneously into
song and dance and I break into a wild frenzy in
which someone – perhaps multiple retarded
singers/dancers – must die, that’s just the way it
is.
And they damn near ruined the entire
Beatles Catalogue
as
well. Few if any of the voices and performances
were worth listening to. I would have preferred
just listening to a CD of it all and being done
with it.
Do not watch this movie. Do not believe the hype that
it’s “visually stunning” or “a storytelling
masterpiece;” it’s absolute crap I can attest. A
real, honest-to-goodness
F-minus.
This
is why Republicans suck
Mccain has
been busy in the campaign trail simplifying
the issues in such
a way as to prey on the fears of the constituents
to get elected. This is not right. It is not right
to say that if we withdraw “Al Queda will have
won,” because you’re
implying that we
are fighting Al Queda, and that they are the reason
we got involved.
Little-known fact (read the above-linked article),
but there
was no Al Queda
presence in Iraq until
after we invaded
in 2003. So in all reality, if “Al Queda wins”
it’s
because we went
there in the first place; the republicans don’t want
to admit this of course, because it was their idea
and they're wholly responsible for the threats they
have created there.
So they continue to frame it in such a way as to
imply that we’re the heroes doing god’s work. Oh
yeah, it’s the modern-day Crusades folks, don’t be
fooled by the smoke and mirrors.
Safe to say that I hate republicans like I hate
musicals…
Peace.
Across the
universe review - Worst Movie Ever?
Science, Common Sense; Common Sense, Science!
After
years of telling us things were as was opposed to
common sense, they’re
finally catching
up with the reality of things. Like for instance, did
you know that inhaling smokey substances filled with
chemicals – such as cigarettes – is bad for you?
Today’s wisdom came to me in the form of one of those
brain-dead morning “news” shows on ABC or one of the
other 3-letter channels I never actually watch. They
were talking about how you can tell things about a
person by their face. At issue was whether or not a
woman could tell a man looking for sex from a man
more likely to commit to a relationship from his
facial features. Turns out, they could!
Like we needed science to tell us this, right?
Because even though it’s not politically correct to
say it, we already know the answers I’m about to
reveal, right? The more handsome guys were less
likely to settle down, and the ones with softer, less
“masculine” and “sexy” features were more likely to
commit to a relationship. Well no freaking duh,
dudes. I mean, let’s look at the reality of it, huh?
A handsome guy that girls swoon over is going to be
less likely to settle down, because he can go out and
get any other good-looking female he comes across to
do what he wants for him. Why settle down? He needs
nothing he can’t just get at any stop, you know? The
softer guy, the one that can’t attract the women as
well? He’s going to be more likely to commit, because
commitment means having the means available to him.
If he’s in a committed relationship, he does not have
to worry about going out and competing with the
Fabios of the world and coming home empy-handed, as
was a likely outcome. He bagged one! He can go home
and be pretty much assured!
Yes, we’re talking about sex here. Yes it’s crude,
but when they talk about “one-nighters,” as they were
here, they don’t mean book readings; they mean sex.
I’m just actually saying it.
Then they turned the tables and started asking
questions of the women in the study. What do women
find most attractive? Well they tried to be “PC”
about it at first, saying that women like commitment,
so they’re drawn to the men with the “softer
features” (read: less attractive) because they like
commitment. Well we all laughed, but the question was
pressed, and it turns out that… women prefer the
good-looking guys, and when they’re ovulating – when
they’re the horniest – they chase after the
best-looking guys. You know, those same ones from
above that didn’t have to worry about going home
empty-handed? Yeah those guys. Then when they want a
man around to take care of committal things, they
latch onto… the guys who weren’t good enough to get
them riled up. Sweet. So there's still a place for
guys like me, so women can be comforted and cry about
how Mr. Universe broke their hearts after all the
wild, unforgettable and absolutely unequaled sex.
Just great!
So it turns out… that good looks are quite the draw,
and people – women & men alike – are prone to
chase after what they find attractive physically.
WOW! You mean guys don’t often go out to bars and say
things like “Wow check out that girl over there… She
looks homely. Like she’s very sweet, with just the
right hints of humor and political discourse to
really make me open up to my true inner self.” Is
that it? That’s the epiphany science has for us?
Yeah. Yeah right, that’s what we think when we go
out, sure...
What do we think? “Wow, look at that girl over
there. She’s
f*cking HOT. I’d like to…”
And what do the girls think? “Wow, check out that
guy; He’s f*cking HOT. I’d like him to…”
Nice. I knew this already guys, thanks. Thanks for
finally catching up with reality and this little
thing we call Common Sense.
Other recent Common-Sense Findings in Science
A few
months ago I saw a news spot about how they did a
different study. In this one, they sat people down
and then filmed them as they talked. They then had
other people view the footage, with no sound, just
watching the people’s motions and mannerisms. What
did they want to know?
If people could pick out “gay” people just by their
physical mannerisms. And what was the outcome? Sure
enough, after years of “PC” telling us that that’s
just stereotypical thinking and patently false, it
turns out that “gaydar” really does exist; you CAN
pick people’s sexual preferences out just by studying
their mannerisms.
Geebus. I mean, we all knew this. If we would just be
open enough to admit it, and separate the idea of
knowing from being stereotypical… There’s this
connotation that if you think or say you can tell a
homosexual by their mannerisms, that you’re on the
lookout because you’re a homophobe. No, maybe it’s
just that you can tell a homosexual by their
mannerisms – maybe the two aren’t necessarily
linked.
Like if I were to say I could tell a black man from a
white man by the color of his skin I’d be labelled a
racist. You know, because I focused on the difference
instead of the similarities. And that I think is what
it is – in our society, you’re not allowed to mention
the differences, because we’re “all equal" or some
bullsh!t, which we tend to forget is not the same as
"identical."
We’re all different too. Black is black. Just because
someone’s black and I noticed does not mean that I
think they are or that actually they are somehow less
X or Y, just that they are in fact black. It’s OK to
be black, right? So why so touchy? Seriously, making
more of it than there is with that sort of behavior.
Any way, back to the gaydar thing. Yeah it’s real.
Yes I can tell you apart. Calm down, folks. Hi, I’m
just the average white guy. Oh no! You noticed I’m
white! Now you think I’m KKK! SH!T.
Peace.
Why I like Hilary (not Duff)
Both
are find
candidates for sure, don’t get me wrong. But in the
debate over who’s more suited to the presidency, I
lean towards Clinton. Why? Yes, she voted for the war
that I oppose. But she is willing to admit that it
wasn’t the best decision, while saying that she tried
to do the best she could with the (faulty)
information she had available to her. I admire that.
Obama has gone around saying “I always opposed this,
I always opposed that,” but fails to see (or rather,
fails to admit) that his presence does not equate to
“right.”
Another thing is that Hilary strikes me as someone
who is willing to look at a problem and try to figure
out the best solution, maybe even put the best people
on the job. When people instantly start out with “I
have a plan” speak, I get kinda turned off. Why? Well
if you have a plan, you could, oh I don’t know, maybe
submit it to the floor for debate in the Senate or
Congress? You could do that if you had a plan. Look,
our problems are complex, and to say that they “have
a plan” for each and every tick is a failure of
character, and kind of insulting to me, that you
think I’ll buy that you’re plan is somehow a magical
band-aid. Though Clinton has begun to take on that
rhetoric as of late, when the campaigns were getting
under way, I remember a debate focusing on education
in which everyone “had a plan,” but Hilary was aware
that there was a problem, and admitted she didn’t
know the exact answer, but said something to the
effect that it’d really have to be studied by the
experts, and a plan devised. That’s true leadership,
whereas “I have a plan” is more posturing than
anything.
Another thing that strikes me about Obama, is
something I read recently on another distant
internet friend’s website. He
linked to an article here, where they spoke of his
affiliation with a “Black” church. But
he’s black, right? So what’s wrong, you ask? Well
it’s not that it’s a black church, it’s that they
put black above all else. How is a leader of many
people going to be
for me when you
belong to an organization that’s in a way against me?
And against my middle-class values? How can you be a
uniter, when you are so immersed in an organization
that rejects most of the values you say you’re for?
And the ace up Hilary’s sleeve, for me, is that her
Hubby will be first lady – er,
man. I mean,
regardless of what you think of his personal hi-jinx
in office (I think it was scummy to do it and lie
about it, though I would bet he’s not the first – the
repubs hated him and I’m sure they did whatever they
could to dredge up
some kind of dirt on him),
the fact of the matter is that he and his policies
really helped bring America out of the economic
drought we were fading into, and helped bring about
the boom years we took for granted. He and Hilary are
of the same mind, and I think having that team back
in office would be so great for us.
To me, it’s of little surprise that during the
1980’s, under control of the repubs, the market and
the US’s stature in the world began to crumble.
Taking over from bushie #1, Clinton led off and began
the US revolution. And we had our first balanced
budget and budget surplus in some 20+ years. Then as
bushie #2 took office, we suddenly ran back to
deficit and a flagging economy. Coincidence? Hardly,
I think.
Hey, I’ll support either dem that gets the nod, but
in all honesty, I hope that when people vote, they’re
taking a look beyond the rhetoric. Who’s more
qualified? Who has done this before? Is now the time
to take chances?
Hilary for President, 2008. Get it straight.
Peace.
Wind and sleep, & Democrats and the South
Sigh.
Wind And rain and awake, oh my...
My sleep
routine has been all but f*cked for the last few
weeks. It seems almost every night, the wind comes,
and its sole aim is to keep me awake. A task I might
add that it has been very good at marking complete.
It’s not that I mind rain hitting my window. It’s
that I mind rain being
thrown into my
window – a mere 2 feet from my head – at a speed that
makes it sound as though an army of young
whipper-snappers is outside my bedroom walls armed
with Red Rider BB guns or something.
The other night it got so bad, and I was so tired
from previous nights, that I decided I’d go and try
to sleep on the couch. Bad move, as when I got out
there I realized that in all actuality, the bedroom
was the quietest room in the house. How’s this? Our
front door was knocking back & forth, the gate on
the other side of the house was rattling in the wind,
and chimneys & vents everywhere were howling
something good. So I reluctantly retreated back to my
bed. I have to come up with a solution. And I think I
have, too. I think I have a way to fix the wind &
the rain. How? Earplugs.
Yes, earplugs.
Democrats
confused; can’t decide between girl, black guy
Clinton makes
a comeback.
Whoop-Dee-Do.
See here’s the thing: if you’re going to win the
presidency, you need to win some states in the south.
You know, that bible-thumping place, filled with
rednecks and lots of people that know how to tie up a
good noose…
And I really think the dems are not putting forth an
“electable” candidate. Don’t get me wrong; I love
both Clinton & Obama, but you have to understand…
the south ain’t going to vote for no nigger, and they
ain’t gonna let no damn woman be in charge of no man,
neither.
Yes it seems ass-backwards to the rest of us, but
this is
The South. You
know, the ‘incest is OK as long as you keep in the
family’ bunch. Yeah I know I’m being a little harsh,
but… these are the states that “voted with their
morals” in 2004, and decided that homos suffering
through marriage was
more wrong than
sending their children to die in foreign countries
for reasons that don’t benefit anyone here. Yes,
these same people.
And the dems are going to give them… a black man or
a
woman? This
will not go over well.
But
if there was ever an election to lose…
This would
be it. I mean, think about it. I think that the
republicans deserve this win. Do you have any idea
how bad the fallout from the last 8 years of the
bushie-regime is going to be? Someone’s going to get
blamed, rightly so or not. And the way I figure it,
let the repubs take the fall for it, since he
was
their guy, and they
saw fit to stand behind his dumb ass most all the
time. Now they want to distance themselves? Man, I
say don’t let the public forget: let the fallout lie
on their shoulders.
Republicans did this to
you.
And besides, no matter who wins, it’s going to be an
improvement. All those guys running? Well, they’re
going to try and avoid any connections to bush and
his policies for fear of a less-than-25%-approval
rating. And any one of them is better than the
current monkey, right?
So I guess if the dems need to get this out of their
system, this is the safest time to do it. I mean
hell, if you reckon you want to elect a damn black
man or dang-nab
woman, I think
you need to fix education first. Educate the south.
Let them in on these little secrets we call
education, civil rights, equality, evolution,
electricity, and philosophy. Once they have an
education, maybe they’ll consider a girl or even –
gasp – a black man!
But c’mon,
now? Yeah
right. We’re barely 50-years-removed from the Civil
Rights Movement. And there it was more a slow push
than a ‘movement,’ anyway.
Go
Republicans for 2008. Hope you
enjoy the ride that the bushies built for ya. And
hey, you helped too. You should have done something
when you had the chance. Suckers.
Peace.
Doggie Baths, Doggy Blemishes, & Doggie Abuser
Things
I Ponder
Why is it
a dog that will go swimming in cold-ass ocean water
will still fear the hose and more specifically
a
bath from said
hose? I can’t understand it. Yes, I know that it’s a
dog, not a qualified human, but still: it’s water,
just the same. You get wet about the same. Hell, less
actually from the hose. So what’s the big deal?
You're less wet. I don’t get it.
And just so we’re clear, I’m talking about the
Dumb One.
The Smart One does
not fear anything. He still don’t particularly
like baths, but he puts up with it. Mostly because
he absolutely LOVES the toweling-off afterwards.
And
while we’re talking about dogs…
You may or
may not recall a post
many
months back about Miles being rudely
attacked by the
neighbor’s mutt. Well shortly after, I noticed a
wart on my Miles. Then a month or so after that,
another was discovered.
Not long ago, Miles began having an excessively weepy
Right Eye. He’s always had some measure of weepy eye,
but this was kinda goopy instead of just teary, so I
figured I’d try to clean it up and out and make it
recover a bit faster. I noticed whilst doing this
that at the back corner of his eye, he has developed…
another wart. On his eyelid. Right there. Can’t miss
it.
I’m beginning to think that these things aren’t
old-age related as I had thought previously, but may
in fact be linked to the dog bite he suffered. Maybe
that mangy excuse for a family pet contaminated
my Miles? Man,
if he wasn’t dead already I’d kill ‘im. Frickin’
Frack, dammit! Sigh. I may have to get the
venerable Miles into the vet to have a good ol’
look-see. I don't want him to become merely a
collection of ugly bumps, you know?
And
while we’re talking about dogs…
Michael
Vick was sentenced to Death recently. OK no he
wasn’t, he was sentenced
to 23 months in Prison. I
told the girl about it, and she wasn’t happy with
that sentence herself; she feels it should be much
more harsh.
But… I think it’s an adequate term. They
are dogs, not
people. Yes what he did was morally tragic &
equally deplorable, but he’s going to be in prison
for two years as punishment. Couple that with the
public defacing of his image, and the lost job &
also the ability to garner positive press which’ll
lead to few – if any –endorsements, and I think he’ll
have suffered a due amount.
I mean sure, I could demand more time, but I’m not
cruel to animals myself now, c’mon.
Peace.
Ocean's Big Number; Da Weather; Not Mad; & JLH Pics
Ocean’s
13: Booooh!
What can I
say about Ocean’s
13? How
about:
MAN, I sure liked Ocean’s 11.
And that
about sums it up.
The Girl said something equally accurate. Namely,
that it’s sort of been-there, done-that stuff. Not
only that, but where the first two
(first
ONE in
particular) was measured and conceived – the plot,
that is – the 3rd
just
sort of throws stuff at you, then tries to explain
it away later. Which I hate.
It’s too fantastic and not well-enough designed to be
worth watching. Guess I’ll have to remove the Trilogy
from my wish
list.
Wind
& Rain & Bears, Oh my!
The last
couple of days it’s actually been windy here. I was
curious so I looked to see what the wind speeds were
that everyone around here is so apt to complain
about. 20mph. 20mph. OK, so again, I come from a land
where they
name the winds
they’re so strong, right? So, uh, 20mph.
Now don’t get me wrong, it’s still windy. But we’re
talking between
⅓ to ⅛ the
strength of the Gale-Force, 100mph-+
Santa
Anas.
Here, you lay awake in bed, thinking
man it’s hard to sleep with all that
noise. Down
South, you think
Man. I hope my home is still standing in the
morning.
I think I’ll survive is what I’m sayin’.
No
Really, not Mad
Hey for
those of you taking it personally that I’m rewiring
myself in regards to the website? Calm down. Like I
said, I’m not mad, just a little disappointed. I was
stating facts and explaining how I’m going to be
taking care of things considering. You’re not being
singled-out, you’re being
en massed out.
Yes, you rarely visit. Yes, I’m disappointed in that
fact. No, I’m not mad, it just is that way and that’s
fine, so long as I bring my expectations in line with
the reality of it. So stop sending violent emails and
throwing things at me on the street.
And uh, my pages save a history of the last 500
visits, including time, IP location, etc. So yeah,
I
know when
you’ve visited, it’s not just a guess on my part. :-)
JLH
mad at her body
Yes, I
know she’s been telling everyone
that
she’s mad at Hollywood for giving young women a
sense of beauty that’s unrealistic. You know, all
those beautiful size 0 women.
I think she’s focusing her distaste for her own
appearance on the media on this one, however. Look, I
agree that hollywood DOES give people an unreal sense
of beauty when they touch up people’s photos and do
this & that to make such & such person look a
way they don’t really look. BUT, to say that a level
of beauty is unattainable is hogwash. I see girls
every day that are FAR more perfect than the famous
faces we see on TV. Perfect bodies. They just didn’t
make it in hollywood. I mean, there’s only so much
room, and once you have an established act, you stick
with it, right? It sells. You have a following. So
JLH gains 120 pounds, you try to slim that down on
film because everyone loved her in
I Know What your Beautiful Big Breasts did 3
Summers Ago at that One Place with the Boats &
the fishermen & that one hunky guy; You know the
one I’m talkin’ about. But
that’s not to say there’s no women out there who look
a certain way or are beautiful. That’s what we
call
a reach.
Because you see, I believe Art imitates Life, not the
other way around. Hollywood shows me things that turn
me on, because that sells. They don’t tell me what
arouses me, because Willy Knows best, OK? You try to
dress up the ham, I’m sorry, but I’ll call BS and
point out that it IS just a pig in lipstick. I have a
built-in beauty pointer, and it never fails, OK? And
it ain’t pointing at you, honey.
But even
IF she was
dead-on in her estimation (she’s not), that doesn’t
detract from the fact that she appears to be a
cellulite-ridden size 22. And you don’t get that way
from decent diet and exercise. You get that way from
laying around and eating bon-bons. Fudge-covered
Bon-Bons. She can yell all
she wants. But
she’s wrong in her focus point. I can show her pics
of beautiful women that aren’t touched up at all.
Because they DO exist.
But yelling at the media is easier than
taking
repsonsibility for one’s
condition,
right? So of course she says the media makes
beauty unattainable. She’s mad at that she says,
when really she’s mad they got a good look at her
and burst the bubble. Because, I sure as hell
didn’t see her turning down Hanes endorsements,
flaunting those big fun bags that everyone thought
were cute & perky.
Yeah, pissed that she got caught is what it looks
like to me.
So, uh, ladies? Don’t listen to this line. You best
be taking care of yourselves. It can be done. I do it
daily. You just have to show up, that’s the hard
part. Really
Peace.
At it again with the Digital Photography
Yes I
know, those of you that don’t read my blog
anyways are getting sick of not reading about
this topic, aren’t you? Well for what it’s
worth, I think this is the last one. I think I
made my decision, I’m just gonna elaborate on it
is all.
I tinkered with digital photography beginning in
2001. I got my hands on a decent camera and started
to explore. I liked it, but I wanted to perfect it; I
wanted to make the pictures what I saw in my mind.
I’m a perfectionist, I admit it, OK?
Well a few years go by, and next thing I know I have
purchased a DSLR, and I’m a step away from
professional quality equipment, teaching myself to
take photos that I see in my mind. And I actually do
this for the better part of 5 years. Yay me! It’s
been fun for that time, but truth be told, if I pour
over my portfolio, certain things stand out to me.
Namely, “I’ve seen that flower before…” Yes indeed, I
took a picture of that same photo last year. And
probably the year before that. You see, I think
what’s happened is I’ve hit that point where it’s
like “I’ve taken that picture already.” And some that
don’t read this might think “Well take different
pictures,” and while that would alleviate the
issue,
I don’t want to take different
pictures. I wanted
to take the pictures I took. That’s my style. That’s
what I find beauty in.
But now, my photography has become that old guy that
tells you the same story about when he was a boy your
age… Yeah. It gets old. We’ve heard it. We’ve seen
it.
What I’ll probably be doing
Something
similar to what The Girl is doing right now. Namely,
carry around a point & shoot, and shoot the
moment simply to share it. I’ll go to photography as
a storytelling medium now. Sure there’ll be some
beauty in some of the shots, but mostly it’ll give a
sense of feeling to where I’m at and what I’m doing.
Because honestly, it’s not as though I’m printing up
posters or anything; I’m posting them on the web for
friends and family – like you – to not look at on the
web!
Came
to this decision fast, did you?
Yes &
no. I have contemplated it, but today was sort of the
last example I needed to experience. We both took our
cameras out on the same walk, but I didn’t see much
worth pulling out my camera for, because I had shot
that already, and the thing’s just big and a pain to
carry around and pull out for that one shot that I
already got.
She, however, got some decent ones today. Because her
camera is small enough to be there at the ready when
she sees something and wants to try it out on film
(er, digital media card). I can’t do that. It’s too
bothersome to pull out the biggie, get the right lens
on, get all the settings good, then shoot and hope
that all the conditions were right to get a shot that
may look good.
Basically, if I want to continue on the path I have
started and be happy with my output, I’d need to dive
deep into it, with better camera, lenses, bags to
carry them around in (and make them more accessible),
and I’d need to do this all at once. Because getting
the bag to make my equipment more accessible won’t
cut it; my equipment won’t take the shot quite right
anyway. But having just the right camera & lens?
Well if they’re not readily available, then I won’t
even be able to get it out in time to take the shot.
By the time all is said & done, I’d have to shell
out thousands upon thousands of $$ just to take
photos that are so good, no one will ever look at
them.
Or I could get a nice point & shoot like The
Girl’s for a couple hundred $$, and take pictures
that aren’t quite as good, and no one will still look
at them.
Yeah, seems much cheaper & easier to go with the
latter. Sold.
Peace.
The Holidays begin, Child-Parent relationships, & FOOTBALL!
Who’s
ready for the Holidays!?
OK, so
who’s itching to buy me presents? Anyone? I have
a wish list
over
on amazon,
if you’re interested.
Anyone? Hello? Somebody?
Yeah,
me too
Hey I love
the holidays, but the presents? Not so much. See,
here’s how I figure it: If I buy you a present, and
you buy me a present, then we both spent money but
didn’t get what we wanted. Wow that sorta sucks, huh?
I’d much rather have spent money and gotten what I
wanted to get. Which is actually why I created my
wish list; not for others, but for me! I keep things
there as my list of things to get myself, a reminder
of the particular things I want.
But hey, if you feel really inclined, go ahead and
buy me things off my
list until
you’re just silly. Just don’t expect much in
return. Bah-humbug. (btw, “bah-humbug” is
perfectly acceptable according to spell-check.
Who’d have thunk, huh?)
But honestly, it just seems like too much importance
is put on the gifts. Look, if you're over 18, don't
expect presents, that's the way it should be. If
you're an adult, you can get a job and work for the
things you want. If someone happens to get you a
small something? Well fine, but if you are expecting
things, you suck. Because you're ruining X-mas,
dammit! And my bottom line!
This is why I think Thanksgiving is my favorite
Holiday. No gifts, no pressure, no nothing but a
moist, juicy turkey or savory, honey-baked ham.
Unless you're at my mother's house. Where it's either
dry turkey or undercooked ham. Love you, mom!
And
the Winner is… CHILD!
So you
know the answer, but you’re probably wondering the
contestants, right? Well, this particular case was a
race/battle between parent & child. Yesterday at
work, there was this middle-aged, dim-witted woman
with a child who I guess was about 4-5 years old. I
found them on the toy aisle as I was heading to the
back, and as I walked down the aisle towards them, I
see the child make a mess all over the floor, pulling
out toys off the wall.
I made sure to walk by and make my presence known,
sort of a silent “Hey I saw that, uh, maybe you
should police your child and pick up this mess?”
But being the Manager on Duty, I couldn’t stand and
watch them as calls come frequent, and soon I was off
to help in the Photo Department. I got stuck over
there for longer than I had wanted to be, and after a
while I hear a loud screech, followed by the
pitter-patter of little feet scurrying past me at
double-time, running across the front of the store,
then down the back aisle towards the back of the
store. This was followed in short order by the
clump-clump of a dim-witted spectacle of a mom trying
to catch a runaway child.
Ho-Hum, I think
to myself,
hopefully they’re leaving after this is
over.
I was right on that count, it was just a matter of it
actually getting to
over. Because
not 40 seconds later, the same screech, the same
pitter-patter, the same hellion running across the
front, down the stretch, and around the back.
Followed again by the clump-clump of the dim-witted.
Yeah, this is getting old already as you can imagine.
I finally break away from the Photo Department to
take care of a refund elsewhere. On my way across the
store, I come across the dim-witted mother (I’m going
to call her that
every time), and she
asks me if I can tell her child – who’s now laying in
the middle of the candy aisle, 20 feet from her mom –
that she can’t have the ball she’s clutching. Sure
thing. Can I teach her some manners, too? Maybe
balance your budget? Go to her next recital? WTF?!
Isn’t that
your job!? *sigh.*
Fine.
So I get up to the child
slowly – think
Crocodile Hunter sneaking up on a large lizard – and
explain that she can’t have the ball. She tells me
it’s only a couple bucks and she wants it for her
birthday. I distract her with talk and grab the ball,
then her hand, then walk her to her mom while she’s
concentrating on what I’m saying (“you’re a pox on
humanity! Yes you are! Yes you are! Oh, you’re so
cute! You little pox on humanity, you…”).
I don’t need kids, I’m raising enough of them at
work.
“Insert
Typical Follow-up Question Here”
That
question being “Where’s the parents?” Unfortunately,
mom was right there with her child. That was running
laps around my store and screaming. Right. There. In.
The. Store.
I told the relieving manager about the incident, to
which she replied that if her granddaughter ever
tried to pull something like that, she’d beat the tar
out of her.
“Yeah, but your granddaughter would never do that.
Because she probably knows that you’d beat the tar
out of her.” Which was the problem. In the horse race
above, between the 35 year-old and the 4 year-old,
the 4 y/o should not have the power. But that’s how
it was. She had no fear of her creator; She was the
jockey in that relationship.
And just that fast, corporal punishment in schools
looks very appealing. We shouldn’t let kids bring
guns to school, we need to let the teachers &
administrators bring them instead.
Oh and the toys all over the floor? Still there after
they left. Sweet.
Patriots
almost lose
Hopefully
last night’s close
call is as
close as it gets this season. Because one loss is
not history. Horseshoes & hand grenades,
right?
Peace.
Trinidad, Crescent City, & Photography
Yesterday me & The Girl went up to Trinidad (view
album
over here).
It’s supposed to be pretty cool, and I guess it is
pretty & all, but it’s just not my style. For
those of you from So Cal not familiar with
Trinidad, it’s kinda sorta like Laguna Beach. And
if you’re not from So Cal and therefore don’t know
Laguna Beach or Trinidad, just think pretty place
on a beach with cliffs & such.
It’s pretty, don’t get me wrong, but it’s like a
quaint little retirement community. And there’s no
land to really be had. I like where I am is I guess
what I’m saying. The beaches are prettier there for
sure, but – and this is the real thing for me –
beaches are a place to visit, even if it’s daily, not
a place to live at. I want land, cows, horses, birds,
and penguins (yes I’m still
on that
kick).
Cows & horses don’t do too well eating sand I
reckon, and I want to tend my home & gardens
& prairies. I just want them surrounded by
Redwoods & flanked by the beach.
We’re probably going to trek back up there soon, take
the dogs so they can have some fun. The beach there
is a little calmer, so
Miles
will be able to swim out farther than he can where we
are now. He likes the waves & all, but it’ll be a
nice change of pace. Maybe he can swim out to one of
the islands or something! That’d be cool as hell.
Crescent
City’s next
We’ve
yet to make it up to Crescent City, though we intend
to. Trinidad isn’t an all-day affair, and we didn’t
have all day yesterday. Next time we’re both off for
a day or so, we’ll try to plan a trip to all-day
Crescent City. And this time, we’ll bring hiking
boots.
Yeah, we both took shoes that weren’t really cut out
for what we ended up doing in Trinidad, namely hiking
the small trail head they have. We decided that next
time we go
anywhwere,
we take 3 pairs of shoes: flip-flops, hiking boots,
and comfy shoes, so we’re prepared for anything. And
quite honestly, I think that the beaches @ Crescent
City will have us switching from flip-flops to hiking
boots as we go, so they’re going to be a must.
Questioning
my photography
I
LOVE
photography.
And it’s weird that now that I live in one of the
most picturesque locales imaginable, I’m
questioning whether I want to continue the
endeavor. Well, let me clarify that: I’m
questioning whether I want to continue
trying to get really good with good
equipment
any longer. I may just invest in a pocketable
do-it-all style digital camera and leave it at that.
It’s hard, because I realize more & more that I’m
NOT going to make myself into a successful
photographer & make any money at it. What I do is
done over & over 100 times better by people
who’ve been doing it forever with background &
training & everything else I don’t have. No one’s
going to go “oh wow, you’re a photographic genius;
please let me pay you BUKU bucks for some prints.”
It’s just not going to happen. And in a sense, I’m in
over my head already in this regard. I have a camera
I paid $700 for, plus two lenses, paid another $149
for specialty software to process the images, had to
buy a larger card to store the larger RAW images on,
etc. I like taking photos, but at what cost?
I spend a lot of time & effort making the most of
what I have. I find I really need a faster computer
to process the images I take with my equipment, but
for what? They are most likely just going to sit
cataloged on my Hard Drive, never having a viewing.
And those that
do
get viewed will most likely get shown on galleries
like these online – and I don’t need the capability
to print 2-ft by 3-ft prints to do that. Part of me
wants more power, more pixels, so I can have the
ability to blow it up to 4-ft by 6-ft, but I have no
real need to do that. Those newer, bigger files will
just sit on my hard drive still, doing the same thing
the other 4.000-odd photos are doing – namely,
sitting pretty without an audience, because as pretty
as they are, there’s prettier out there, and no
matter what I can’t afford to play with the
Big Dogs at that kind of
level.
And it’s not that I think I’m bad. I actually think
I’m pretty good, and have a natural “eye” for good
shots. It’s just that what I prefer to shoot – candid
photos, abstract artistic stuff, nature shots – is so
overdone by so many people that there’s really just
no space to compete. I don’t shoot models; I have no
formal training in it, nor do I want any. My skills
will not net me a photo assignment with National
Geographic; I will not be shooting Bikini-clads for
Sports Illustrated, nor have my name next to any
copyright symbols for Nike ads. So what’s the point
of having a $1,300 camera with a $900 lens that can
capture with wicked clarity a fantastic shot that I
could print almost 6-ft tall and hang on a wall?
It’s
NOT
going to be hanging on a wall, unless I hang it on
mine & I’m already out of walls. It’s probably
only ever going to be displayed here on this website,
and quite honestly a
decent quality
all-in-one prosumer
camera
would do just fine for how my work will actually be
put to use.
I guess in some sense it’s just that I
want
to be a great photographer. I love doing it, but I
can’t justify the expense to do what I want when
chances are I can’t even really do it, and will never
get a return on it. Ansel Adams isn’t going to be
replaced by random bob, a.r.c. anytime soon, know
what I’m sayin’?
Hey I’m just ranting. Maybe it won’t matter because
soon I’ll have enough money to blow on it anyways.
Probably not. But maybe I’ll make use of it somehow.
I mean, I enjoy it, right? So if I could do
something
with it, say local shows or even just small things
for friends it may make it worth it in some sense, if
not monetarily. Time will tell. Until then, I already
have a camera, the software, and I’ll probably get
the computer anyways (because I’m a slight techie),
so it’ll be a back-burner kind of question going into
the future. What do you guys think? Honest opinions
only.
Oh, by the way, that photo at the top is me at
work
☺
Peace.
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