OK, so I recently got my hair cut, and as I am typing this after my shower tonight, I’m noticing that my nails have grown out enough to interfere with my typing. I cut them a mere 8 days ago. My hair? Never have split ends.

Maybe It’s my Mutant Power or something. You know, Wolverine heals ultra-fast, I have freakishly healthy hair and nails.



So the False Idols begin to Crumble
Man, watching Bush squirm as every lie he has told begins to unravel in front of the populous he told the lies to is just tooooooo funny for me. He’s got the speech patterns and mannerisms of a liar in a corner. Tell us what we want to hear, that’s right. Dance, puppet, dance...
Maybe after he finally falls on his face as the Worst President Ever© he can pursue a career on Dancing with the Stars.



Christmas Quickly Approaching
And believe it or not, my Christmas shopping is all but done! HAHA, all you poor bastards out there with all that shopping to do… shiiiiit… I’m at home chillin’ until the 24th, when we open the presents and I get my Red Ryder BB gun with Pump-Action Handle, biotches. And then I’m gonna shoot your eyes out.



Geek on Board
So my favorite Channel? Jesus, hate to admit it, but…. I watch so much PBS anymore that it’s hard to deny. The programming is interesting, I swear it. Right now, I’m watching something on the study of life in the universe, or rather the prospect of.
And with over-the-air HD, it’s amazing. Yeah, that’s right: PBS records and broadcasts their content in 16:9 Hi-Def formats. Nature never looked so good!

[snort snort!] Peace!

Tags: Politics, Entertainment, Technology, hate