All I want For Christmas is my 2 front Pecs...
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OW OW OW OW!
Stinging Nettle SUCKS! We had a nice hike yesterday.
Well, except for the constant stinging and dull pain
in my legs. Wore shorts when I went because it was
going to be relatively warm (76º for the high). I
usually wear these cheap hiking pants that have
zip-off lower legs to make them shorts. They also
have some adjustable elastic at the bottom of the
full leg, so I usually keep them up while on the
trail or around water by just having the elastic
tight enough to hold them up, then pull them down
when I get to brush.
Which is probably why I had yet to experience the joy
of stinging nettle on this trail before yesterday.
And Joel wore shorts too, so luckily we’re suffering
together, hehehe… It’s just too bad that poor, poor
Miles also wore shorts and got some stinging
sensations. Oh wait, he doesn’t wear clothes, the
lucky dog…
I have two – count them, TWO – pairs of those hiking
pants I like so much. But they’re about 2 years old
now, and one pair doesn’t have the button anymore due
to constant use, and the other ones were mysteriously
at the bottom of the laundry pile, and I didn’t want
to offend Joel on our first date.
Fooey.
Colts
snatch Defeat from the…. DAMMIT! They LOST!!
To
DALLAS?!! Are you SERIOUS?!?! GUYS!! What’s going on,
huh? I mean, they’re Dallas, they’re no good… And
there you were, all 9-0 and everything, and let
Dallas knock you off.
I’m writing them. They cost me a dollar this week in
my pool at work, and I expect to be reimbursed. And I
can’t help but wonder if this has something to do
with me going hiking instead of watching the game. No
matter, I shouldn’t have had to watch that game to
guarantee victory, so there’s no way I’m taking the
blame for this.
They keep this up, I’m going to root for San Fran no
matta what, even if they’re not playing.
Just kidding. San Fran sucks more than Julia Roberts
in Pretty Woman a hoover on a power spike.
Microsoft
Releases Poop. I mean, Zune. No, Wait, I mean Poop
Read
this and laugh. Laugh at Microsuck. And then go here
and enlighten yourself. Windows using chumps….
Haven’t you all figured out yet that they can’t write
software to save their lives? Seriously folks, the
last decade has been a farce, and you all have had
the wool pulled over yer eyes. Now get real and get a
Mac.
And then donate to my fund so I can get a new one.
Thanks.
Another
Hiking Injury
I
also managed to use a NEW set of trail running shoes
yesterday that had yet to break in properly. Now, I
absolutely love these shoes (I bought two pairs), but
if they’re not broken in? They rub the living hell
out of my achilles. And my achilles are really really
sore right now. ...Because they weren’t broken in
yet. See, I wear ankle socks, and these shoes have
this really high “thingy” in the back for no real
reason other than to irritate my achilles until it
softens up enough that it doesn’t irritate my
achilles. Dammit. Again.
Oh well. I’ll live, I think. And I think achilles
will survive this momentary overuse.
Peace.